I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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