quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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