Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
