Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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