drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I need water and some morals
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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