im about as happy as oj after his trial
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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