do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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