absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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