I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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