btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The ass gains better be worth it
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