No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
