I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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