He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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