Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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