Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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