HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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