no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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