They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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