i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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