some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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