he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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