It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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