no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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