Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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