i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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