HIV tests are more positive than that guy
why didn't you poke me back
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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