oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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