He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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