they need to just BURY HIM!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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