you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Fuck appropriateness.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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