My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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