Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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