That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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