We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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