9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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