is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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