Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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