i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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