Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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