he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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