i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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