you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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