You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I lost the right to judge tonight
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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