clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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