Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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