And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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