Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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