Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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