How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just blew my weed a kiss
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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