Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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