Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
