I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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